Ok, so I have been, like most Americans, listening to the "he said she said" campaigning that has been going back and forth for the last few weeks. I have always been a pretty hardcore republican, at least I thought of myself that way. I have to admit that the great democratic party has made some points worth repeating. I mean, all of what the party spouts cannot be lies, general BS can it? I have found the same points made by listeners on the radio shows to the actual politicians them selves. I would like to be allowed to reiterate some of the finer points, if you all would so indulge me.
Now, obviously these aren't original to me ideas and so I would like to state them as point in quotes.
"Uh, um well now hold on a minute"
"I uh voted for that BEFORE I knew I was going to be wrong"
"Um uh well, er"
"Everyone knows that Bush went to war for the oil, wait what is that? Gas is at an all time high? oh uh what were we talking about?"
Well now lets not bring up my past here, lets talk about yours for a moment, it is much more relevant"
It's all Bush's fault, seriously, Hilary said so!"
I certainly hope that now it is clear to all you non-believers. The Democrats case couldn’t be more clear. They are lying, sleazy, opportunist that will bring our nation to it’s knees. Can I get an AMEN?!
That’s the way I see it!